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A thief was caught, sentenced to death, three days after the execution Before the execution he would like to bid farewell to his mother, has been allowed. When his mother came to him, he said, "I want to tell you something." He said something but she could not hear. He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth. He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified. "It is to punish her," he said. "When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother. "Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, ‘It will not be noticed.‘ It is because of her that I am here today." [ 来自科研家族 梦里的棉花糖 ] |
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