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Alright, Eric Matthews, I believe you will be taking pictures with me?
Because he's a model.
And we are the babes who hang out with him.
Because he's a model.
And who are you?
I'm the happy sidekick. (someone who spends time with or helps another person, especially when that other person is more important than they are)
Come on, Matthews, we're waiting for your wardrobe.
Wardrobe? Industry term for clothes. Excuse me.
Look, I should start at 4, make sure these girls are here. Want them to see me in my glory.
I quit.
You can't quit. You signed a contract.
Do you have any idea what it's like to, to dress up in a humiliating outfit and have people gawk (stare) at you like you're less than human?
Been there, done that. Welcome to the world of big time modeling.
What are you looking at?
Ouch.
Cory!
Cory, that lobster over there seems to know you.
Well, what kind of idiot would wear one of these getups (a set of clothes, especially strange or unusual clothes) at the mall.
Come here.
Apparently, Eric.
Eric, this may come with somewhat of a shock, but you're a lobster, dude.
Well, Jason and I invited two girls here to watch me model.
Well, I hope they bring a side of slaw. (卷心菜沙拉搭配龙虾)
You have to get rid of them.
Jason!
Hey, come to see your brother been like stew, huh.,
Yeah, but he has to leave.
What, why, what happened?
Err, he's not feeling well.
Yeah, he's a little under the water.
Weather.  (Under the weather --- slightly ill)
Yeah.
Wow, how weird. He was fine a few hours ago.
So I guess you wanna just take the girls and get out of here immediately, right?
Is anyone hungry? Shoppers, now it's your chance to win a free lobster dinner from Larry's Lobster Locker.
Oh, oh, lobster.
Where is the lobster?
All ya have to do to win a free meal is knock Larry the Lobster into the giant tub of butter.
Eric, my brother Eric, there is my brother Eric.
Hahaha, check it out.
Oh, he is a lobster.
How embarrassing for him!
Maybe we should be sensitive and understanding.
Then we wouldn't be us.
Dunk him. (to push someone under water for a short time as a joke)

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