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yu_Wendy

[交流] 关于小孩的诞生,看这位外国爸爸怎么说

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.

"So why not today? Please!"

"OK, but listen carefully."


"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,

...nine months later we ended up with a virus."
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gongmpc

木虫 (正式写手)

it is good ideal!
7楼2006-11-16 17:18:06
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gzdeng

铁杆木虫 (著名写手)

translate it into Chinese and it will be applicable in China.
4楼2006-11-13 14:39:19
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sunliang03

金虫 (小有名气)

I have no idea of the last sentence,
my friends, please translate into chinese!!
thankyou!1
13楼2007-03-12 14:26:29
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