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[交流] Proof that Girls are evil女孩是魔鬼的证明过程

Proof that Girls are evil



1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you.
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Perfect!
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怎么不能评论了?
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这个证明应该获诺贝尔英语和最佳福尔摩斯推理奖!哈哈,有道理

女孩是魔鬼的证明过程

Proof that Girls are evil



1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you.
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Whatever life brings you, bring it on!
5楼2006-10-30 21:35:11
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强悍~
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