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holypapa

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[交流] deutsch learning Joke Lesson 2

Deutsch  is a very useful language, to make it easy to learn ,reading a english and deutsch version joke is a fun. here you can enjoy it and hope yo like it.


Two old ladies and a condom!


Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking their cigarettes, when
suddenly it begins to rain. The first old lady takes out a condom and puts it
over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Second old lady, quite amazed asks: "What is that?"
First old lady replies: "It's a condom."
Second old lady: "Where can I buy one?"
First old lady: "At the pharmacy."
So off to the pharmacy she goes to get herself a pack. She walks into the
pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. The pharmacist quite
surprised at the request – because she is over 80 years old – asks her: "Which
size?" And she replies: "Oh, I don't really care as long as it fits a Camel!"


Zwei alte Damen und ein Kondom!

Zwei alte Damen sitzen auf einer Parkbank und rauchen ihre Zigaretten, als es
plotzlich zu regnen beginnt. Die erste alte Dame holt ein Kondom heraus, zieht
es über ihre Zigarette und raucht weiter.
Die zweite alte Dame fragt ganz erstaunt: "Was ist das?"
Die erste alte Dame antwortet: "Das ist ein Kondom."
Zweite alte Dame: "Wo kann ich eins kaufen?"
Erste alte Dame: "In der Apotheke."
Also macht sie sich auf den Weg zur Apotheke, um sich eine Packung zu besorgen.
Sie geht in die Apotheke und bittet den Apotheker um eine Packung Kondome. Der
Apotheker ist ziemlich verwundert über die Anfrage, weil sie ja schon über 80
Jahre alt ist. Er fragt sie: "Welche Grossse?" Und sie antwortet: "Oh, das ist mir
egal, solange es einem Kamel passt – Ah, ich meine über eine Camel passt."

bis bald.



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is Camel a brand of cigarette?
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The old lady  does not need that indeed. She can buy a rain coat to shelter the rain.
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引用回帖:
Originally posted by xuediandongxi at 2011-04-18 09:24:41:
The old lady  does not need that indeed. She can buy a rain coat to shelter the rain.

the kondom is more cheaper than a rain coat and it is effective to use it at this situation.
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Originally posted by 牛哥哥 at 2011-04-18 18:26:01:
is Camel a brand of cigarette?

you are 99% right. is there a brand of cigarette which is called '牛哥哥" ?
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