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witch_girl

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[交流] 【Share】Secret For a Long Life


A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."
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dolphinfish

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小木虫(沙发+1,金币+0.5):恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
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dolphinfish

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一只想胖的骨头


小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
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我这人吧,看着挺平常的,其实可牛呢!------------------------------------------------------------果断退出小木虫!不回头!
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