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[交流] 上帝去哪了

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10,who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew thatif any mischief occurred in their town,their sons were probably involved.

　　They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

　　The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly″Where is God﹖″.

　　They boy's mouth dropped open,but he made no response sitting there with his mouth hanging open,wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone ″Where is God﹖″ Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed ″WHERE IS GOD﹖″

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,ran directly home and dove into his closet,slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet he asked″What happened﹖″
The younger brother gasping for breath replied ″We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it″

有一对夫妻他们有两个非常淘气的男孩子，一个8岁一个10岁。他们经常惹麻烦，他们的父母也知道如果镇上有什么调皮的事情发生的话，一定跟他们两个儿子有关。

男孩的母亲听说镇上有一个非常擅长训练孩子的牧师，因此她要求牧师跟孩子们谈一谈，牧师同意了但要求一个一个的来。于是母亲在早上先把弟弟送过去，下午再带哥哥去。

牧师是一个高大的男人说话声音很洪亮，他让弟弟坐下并严厉的问：“上帝哪去了？”

男孩张着大大的嘴巴，眼睛也睁的大大，但是却没有回答。于是牧师又用更严厉的口气问道：“上帝哪去了？”男孩还是没有回答。最后牧师提高声音把手指在男孩的脸上晃了晃，怒吼到：“上帝哪去了？

这一回男孩尖叫起来，逃出了房间并跑回了家，打开壁橱并不停的捶打后面的门。他的哥哥在壁橱发现了他就问他：“发生什么事了？”

弟弟气喘吁吁的说：“我们这回遇到大麻烦了，上帝不见了---他们认为是我们干的！”

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