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幽默幽默,唉,好羡慕人家可以这么幽默呢..心情好一切都好... 有个帖子也是关于留言幽默的，和我的不一样.. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. (内人和我现在无法接电话,请留下名字号码，我们"办完事"就给你回[  ])Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.(你好,这是约翰家.如果你是电话公司,我已经寄钱过去了;如果你是我的父母,请给我寄点钱;如果你是我的经济救助机构,你给我的钱不够;如果你是我的朋友,你欠我钱;如果你是个mm,别担心,我钱多的是.) Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.(你好,我现在不在家，但我的留言机在,所以你有什么事情可以跟它说,,听到＂滴＂声后开始) Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.(你好,John的答录机坏掉了,我是他的冰箱,请尽量放慢你的语速,我会将你的留言用磁片贴在冰箱门上的) Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.(你好,你现在在和sally's的微波炉讲话,她的答录机和录音机私奔了,我不得不接电话.如果你留言的时候正好想煮什么东西的话,举高那东西并尽量靠近话筒. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.(嘿,你在和一部机器说话,我能帮你留言.我的主人不需要侧壁,不需要窗户,也不需要大浴盆.他们的地毯也很干净.他们通过办公室捐赠也不想拍照.如果你还在听的话(不是为以上事情而来的话),请留下名字号码,他们将给你回过去. Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.你好,我可能在家,我只是不想接到某些我不喜欢的人的电话,请留言,如果我们回电话,那么你就是我讨厌的那人. This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.这不是答录机-这是一个具有心灵感应术的录制机.请在听到滴声后,想你的名字,电话原因和电话号码.我会用思想给你回电话. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back. 你好，我是George,我很抱歉我无法接电话,请留言并在电话旁等着,在我给你回电话之前不要离开. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.如果你是强盗/小偷,我们或许因为在擦拭武器不能来接电话.如果不是,我们不在家,你可以安心给我们留言. You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.你很累了,你的眼皮越来越重了,你觉得很困.你正在失去你抵制建议的意志力和能力.当你听到滴声后,你将无力反抗,乖乖留言并留下你的名字,号码.(催眠师? Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.请留言.但是,你有权力保持沉默,所有的说的将会被录制并为我们所用. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you. 嘿,你刚刚拨了jim和sonya的家.我们此刻无法提起话筒,我们在做我们爱做的事情.sonya喜欢上下做,我喜欢左右做...慢慢地.所以，请留言.当我们刷完牙就给你回电话. 我随便翻译的,  如有什么需要改进的地方,请不吝指正[ Last edited by 木木木木 on 2006-7-23 at 09:08 ] |
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