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sunzhiyang

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[交流] The Clock

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???

St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"

"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
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Jerry010

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I enjoy it very much.

Where is your clock?
2楼2006-06-29 11:24:01
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sunzhiyang

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My clock is in my room, sometimes i use it  as a fan
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3楼2006-06-29 11:33:54
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Jerry010

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It's hot outside, everyone needs a fan.
4楼2006-06-29 11:57:25
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lisa416

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yeah
that's a great humor!
I love it, too.
and surely, Jerry010 has a great sense of humor also!
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5楼2006-06-29 20:04:25
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sunzhiyang

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I couldn't agree more
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6楼2006-06-30 09:03:21
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