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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. Girl: Father, I have sinned. Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch. Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡ Girl: He touched my breast. Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that. Girl: But he also took off my cloth. Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.) Girl: Yes, thats what he did. Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that. Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what) Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did... Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a... Girl: But he had AIDS!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! |
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