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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.

"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-11-21 15:26:28:
In fact, I didn't understand this joke.

See these words: Eats, shoots and leaves.
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what is the panda like?
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Eats, shoots and leaves
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In fact, I didn't understand this joke.
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