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greenyangli

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[交流] 【Funny】A joke

Dick's aunt gave him a nice cake and a knife while he was playing with her sister and said to him, "now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the piece to your sister, but remember to be a gentleman."
"Be a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person," answered his aunt at once.
"Oh," said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "cut this cake in half, Catherine."
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I see.
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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
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childish childhood is always full of naive and fun
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Originally posted by 奥拓哥 at 2010-11-19 10:57:22:
childish childhood is always full of naive and fun

yes~ I agree with you
O(∩_∩)O~快乐就像香水,洒在别人身上,自己总会沾上一点O(∩_∩)O~
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what?……

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仰望那虚无缥缈的幸福……
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