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minhu

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A story between: "anyone","nobody","anybody" and "i'm sorry"


Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?  

Mr. Sori            : Yes u could speak to me.   

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!     

Mr. Sori            : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?   

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!   

Mr. Sori            : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?     

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.     

Mr. Sori            : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!   

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?   

Mr. Sori            : I'm Sori.   

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!   

Mr. Sori            : I'm Sori!!   

Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!   

Mr. Sori            : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!     

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is  Noe Buddy!  

[ Last edited by minhu on 2006-5-19 at 12:58 ]
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caozhiwei

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听过类似的,但可以对其的变形技巧给予十分的肯定.
4楼2006-05-18 21:05:27
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小熊猫

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给同行妹妹支持一下
现在不欺负小朋友了,欺负不过了
3楼2006-05-18 16:24:30
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现在正忙着毕业!

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楼主没按发帖要求发帖,请修改,然后pm斑竹给你评阅.http://muchong.com/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=246246&fpage=1
6楼2006-05-19 11:02:52
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