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1. A soldier asked the captain how to deal with stamping on a land mine in the battle. The captain was angry and answered that you would pay for it if you destroyed it. 2. A lady said that she could marry any man who had a lot of money. A man asked her whether she might be willing to marry the safe which is used for storing money in bank. 3. A patient told the doctor that a scissors was left in his abdomen after the operation. The doctor answered that it did not matter at all and he had another scissors. 4. A poet said that the sun was so wonderful in the yesterday evening. 5. Yesterday I dreamed about eating Italian spaghetti, but I found my shoes laces disappeared when I woke up. [ Last edited by xuediandongxi on 2010-9-24 at 16:01 ] |
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