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[交流] 【Funny】【A minute of Fun 】Wrong way

A man was driving down the freeway when his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently waining him, " John, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 135. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said John, " It's HUNDREDS of them!"


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the man is cheating his wife, and cheating himself, which makes his wife feel that is not only his fault. am i right?
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Originally posted by xuanxuankaoyan at 2010-09-24 15:01:52:
the man is cheating his wife, and cheating himself, which makes his wife feel that is not only his fault. am i right?

That foolish man has not known he went the wrong way
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三更雨~(金币+1):you are right~~ 2010-09-24 15:46:11
He just the man who went the wrong way. So he thought the hundreds of cars on the right way were on the wrong way referred on the news.
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Originally posted by 三更雨~ at 2010-09-24 15:19:53:

That foolish man has not known he went the wrong way

acturally there are no hundred cars in the freeway.
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Originally posted by xuanxuankaoyan at 2010-09-24 15:37:34:

acturally there are no hundred cars in the freeway.

I think there are hundreds cars!For example,in Beijing...
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三更雨~(金币+1):clever, haha... 2010-09-25 12:26:22
It is funny! This man is so fool. He must consider he is the only one drive in right way.O(∩_∩)O~
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