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Hilbert space - math joke :-)
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A: Do you know Hilbert? B: No? A: Then what are you doing in his space? B:This space is mine, my own, my precious! A:Keep you fork tongue behind your teeth! It's Hilbert space, not you! You can't steal his accomplishment! B:This space was belonged to me, and now is still mine. But at that time, I spotted there was a strong-will, who was very fond of my precious and struggled to possess. Perhaps, he was a worthy bearer to fulfill my prophecy. A:Who the hell are you? Mad idiocy? B:Take great care, mortal, I am mighty God. Being courteous to me, otherwise I must crush where you're standing. If you say anything I feel unhappy, how ambitious are you, little one! Your life is under my will! (Then the God use a magic to threaten the mortal) A:Uh,oops, do not kill me, my lord! I don't want to offend you at all by nature! B:Hehe, what you see and what you hear here are under dispensation. Hilbert, the hero's dead, but he will reborn, incarnate, at certain time and uncertain location by an unknown couple. Although having different appearance, his fate is bound to fulfill the part of what Hilbert haven't finished. Now it is the time and seems you are the one. A:I... who am I? Hilbert's reincarnation? B:Yeah, you've chosen, and so shall be your fate. You've proven yourself a worthy bearer to achieve the destiny, and you've earn the greatest honor that can be bestowed upon mortal-realm. Beware, mortal, it's not easy to do what Hilbert could not. To be frank, this fate to you may be an honor, but also possibly an internal torment, or have you ruined. Make your choice wisely! Hehe, Human, what interesting creatures they are! 没事干，便写写。 |
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