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[交流] 【Funny】Divine Intervention

'I'm in a terrible fix,' moaned Raymond. 'I'm in love with two girls and I don't know which to marry.'

'No problem,' said Sean to the Englishman. 'I know you're not a Catholic but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and try a sincere prayer to God - that should do the trick.'

Next morning Sean arrived to find Raymond with a beaming smile.

'It worked. It's a miracle,' Raymond enthused. 'I walked in, knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!'


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haha~It's interesting~
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I  don't  understand the last sentence
can you tell me ? thanks
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Originally posted by 1043109135 at 2010-08-25 08:09:17:
haha~It's interesting~

Why? Where?
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-08-25 08:54:35:



Why? Where?

I think one of the girls name is AVE MARIA,which is the beginning of the pray in this religion.

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Originally posted by 1043109135 at 2010-08-25 09:03:44:

I think one of the girls name is AVE MARIA,which is the beginning of the pray in this religion.

[ Last edited by 1043109135 on 2010-8-25 at 09:06 ]

My guess is the same as yours. But I don't think that's where it is interesting.
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-08-25 09:10:36:



My guess is the same as yours. But I don't think that's where it is interesting.

Let it go...
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