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[交流] 【Funny】Is it boring to be an engineer?

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" The architect and artist were confused.
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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they will be jealous with each other.May be they will have a fight.
Then the engineer will do nothing !
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It is funny! Engineer may be lack of spice of life.
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it is
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it depends your attitude.
in my opinion ,job or career is different .
you make money by doing job.
while, when your job is you career, you do what you like to do .
everything  will be more interesting .
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一起随风旅行。
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Originally posted by qinquanjk at 2010-08-11 16:33:25:
it depends your attitude.
in my opinion ,job or career is different .
you make money by doing job.
while, when your job is you career, you do what you like to do .
everything  will be more int ...

agree with you ,
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