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[½»Á÷] ¡¾Funny¡¿When an American met an Englishman in Elevator...

An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service.
¡°The lift will be down presently,¡± said a nearby clerk.
¡°The lift?¡± said the American. ¡°Oh, you mean the elevator.¡±
¡°No, I mean the lift,¡± replied the Englishman, annoyed by the American¡¯s arrogance.
¡°I think I should know what it¡¯s called,¡± said the American. ¡°After all, elevators were invented in the United States.¡±
¡°Perhaps,¡± retorted the Englishman. ¡°But the language was invented here.¡±
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arrogance belongs to many.
2Â¥2010-07-29 11:24:50
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I want the chair.
3Â¥2010-07-29 11:25:19
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Arrogant Americans!
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Meetingyouwasfate,IwishIaccompanyyougofaraway
5Â¥2010-07-29 17:28:36
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lxuyan(½ð±Ò+1):Welcome ~~ our new friend~:tiger29::tiger06::tiger40: Good night 2010-07-31 00:55:18
americans always are proud of something that is not theirs ~~
6Â¥2010-07-30 11:22:53
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fangye0413(½ð±Ò+1):hehe~ interesting~ 2010-08-03 20:40:56
a lot of fun ...
We Chinese also held the belief that we are the center of the universe, we got defeated, so we are clear now...
So maybe they will notice it, when their pathetic pride are ground down by our fist ...
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7Â¥2010-08-03 12:08:48
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fangye0413(½ð±Ò+1):haha~ 2010-08-03 20:42:07
it's not a little funny
8Â¥2010-08-03 17:03:56
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Originally posted by furusheng at 2010-08-03 17:03:56:
it's not a little funny

maybe you can share some more funny ones with us
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