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[½»Á÷] ¡¾Funny¡¿Do you agree with the saying...

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It need s darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So why learn.

Hope all of you have a nice day though the weather is so hot...
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Garfield's mottos for a lazy living
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fangye0413(½ð±Ò+1):maybe a chair is waiting for you next?^_^ 2010-07-28 19:12:06
it's funny, it's reflect one aspect of our nowadays society, different people got different ideas, i can not give any remarks on it, but it's really funny~
Got the bench?
Absencetoloveiswhatwindistofire.Itextinguishesthesmall;itinflamesthegreat.
3Â¥2010-07-28 09:02:29
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jyx55

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When two's company,
three's the result !

what's the meaning? I can't follow it.
5Â¥2010-07-28 10:37:54
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funny! thanks
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6Â¥2010-07-28 17:10:56
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