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robiwang

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[交流] 【Funny】Grad students, post-docs, and professors

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
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小木虫(金币+0.5):恭喜抢沙发,给个红包
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O(∩_∩)O~快乐就像香水,洒在别人身上,自己总会沾上一点O(∩_∩)O~
2楼2010-07-25 19:38:07
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after lunch
O(∩_∩)O~快乐就像香水,洒在别人身上,自己总会沾上一点O(∩_∩)O~
3楼2010-07-25 19:42:15
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Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves!
4楼2010-07-25 19:45:04
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interesting~
我喜欢“在路上”的感觉。
5楼2010-07-26 14:58:36
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charleygan

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Let the Prof. say his wish at the fast.
6楼2010-08-06 16:20:54
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new_nian

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