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【Funny】Women's Secrets
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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 2.Women especially love a bargain. 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control. 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers, in an effort to trap you in feeling guilty. 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved. 8.Women can’t keep secrets. 9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an on／off switch. 12.Women think all beer is the same. 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest. 14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. 16.Women brush their hair before bed. 17.Women are paid less than men, except for one field：Modeling. 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility. 19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves. 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats. 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. 24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, “How do I look？” 25. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. 26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them about it. 27.Only women understand the need for “guest towels” and the “good china”. 28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers. 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. 30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women. 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. |
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