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[交流] 【Funny】Height and Length

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
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Originally posted by daling8296 at 2010-07-19 05:47:27:
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need t ...

is it a irony of the modern thought mechanism???
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Originally posted by 王海南 at 2010-07-19 07:12:50:


is it a irony of the modern thought mechanism???

Actually, the mathematician is right provided that we consider the influence of gravity. I think its height is a little smaller than its length.
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Actually, the mathematician is right provided that we consider the influence of gravity. I think its height is a little smaller than its length.

Novel opinion!
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Originally posted by daling8296 at 2010-07-19 09:11:47:


Novel opinion!

Actually, it is not a new idea. I read it before.
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