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[交流] Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient # 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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小木虫(金币+0.5):恭喜抢沙发,给个红包
a piece of wood in half.
what does that mean?
i want to be a happy butterfly~~
2楼2010-07-18 08:36:04
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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
haha, very good story, i like it!
3楼2010-07-18 08:46:47
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Originally posted by 兰蝴蝶 at 2010-07-18 08:36:04:
a piece of wood in half.
what does that mean?

"saw" means "to break something into two parts with a tool called saw".
It is not the past version of "see". You changed your profile portrait.
Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves!
4楼2010-07-18 10:20:06
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ren911

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seems very interesting
5楼2010-07-18 11:11:13
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ljr_liliyuan

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very interesting !
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6楼2010-07-18 12:35:13
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兰蝴蝶

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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-18 10:20:06:


"saw" means "to break something into two parts with a tool called saw".
It is not the past version of "see". You changed your profile portrait.

thank you~~
i see~~
i want to be a happy butterfly~~
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8楼2010-07-18 15:34:43
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By the way, your profile portrait is OK now

O(∩_∩)O~快乐就像香水,洒在别人身上,自己总会沾上一点O(∩_∩)O~
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Originally posted by lxuyan at 2010-07-18 15:35:44:
By the way, your profile portrait is OK now


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