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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with

her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks

around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife,

We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200

each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is

so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She

goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets

get it.'

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is

going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "

The husband says, " no no no, honey, we're not going to buy all this stuff." The

wife face goes blank.

" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red, she is about to explode and then the husband says " You

must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-17 10:01:53:
I can't understand!

Maybe because you haven't married yet.
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oh god ,the wife and husband's story is always filled with spice of life~~
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I can't understand!
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Originally posted by daling8296 at 2010-07-17 10:10:06:

Maybe because you haven't married yet.

Perhaps~
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