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[交流] The millionaire's choice

A millionaire was arrested for speeding and brought before the judge in a small community.

When the judge offered him the alternative of paying a $10 fine or serving 10 days in jail, the millionaire decided to take the 10 days.

“But, my good man, you are wealthy,” said the judge, amazement ringing his face. “Why you should prefer 10 days in jail to paying a $10 fine is beyond me.”

“It’s like this, Judge,” the man explained. “Our chef left and my wife figures it’ll take that long to find a new one.”

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Actually, I didn't get the meaning.



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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-05 09:23:50:
Actually, I didn't get the meaning.



[ Last edited by xia_chong on 2010-7-5 at 09:24 ]

The new chef will come in 10 days and the millionaire as well as his wife does not know how to cook so he prefer to staying in jail for 10 days.
It's just a joke.
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Originally posted by daling8296 at 2010-07-05 10:37:45:


The new chef will come in 10 days and the millionaire as well as his wife does not know how to cook so he prefer to staying in jail for 10 days.
It's just a joke.

Got it! Thanks! It is funny.
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yeah   reading if for  second time makes me understanding. ha  ha
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but i wonder if his wife will be dead of hungry 10 days later
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Originally posted by xwang119 at 2010-07-05 13:51:27:
but i wonder if his wife will be dead of hungry 10 days later

You can think like this,juse because you are a kind-hearted person.In Fact,I THINF that the rish person would pay fou it.
And  he can use his money to eat in retaurant completely.
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