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I am a blonde  and I  found myself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging me wanting  to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered me 10 to 1 odds, and said every time if I could not answer one of his questions, I owed him $5, but every time he could not answer mine, he'd give me $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and I reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word I handed him $5. then I asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid me $50.00

I  put the $50 into my purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, I handed him $5.

ok , this is my today's diary.
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your diary is copyed frome 全新版大学英语听说教程第三册 Unit 10,,arent,t you?
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