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phyweiw

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[交流] Why Speak English loacted in Master or Doctor zone?

The reason why this "speak Englsih" area located in "Master or Doctor" zone seems quite funny.

One day, the emperor EMUCH got up early. He yawned lazily and stretched his arms. EMUCH has been training himself to be a genuine gentleman for decades and he knew that a gentleman should not yawn with any noise. He tired to refrain the noise from rolling out of his mouth. He kept and kept and finally he failed to continue keeping such a state. He couldn't help bursting the boring sound "Ar***** Chie******" which annoyed most early birds in the BBS. Just fearing the power of such a monarch, most of the citizens choose to be silent for such an act. But you should know, there has never been lacking brave person challenging power. A pretty girl named小猴 stepped out and defied such low and vulgar stamps over human rights: “Hi, come on, EMUCH, why do you make such a noise at time when most people are sleeping? You should make apology to all of us. If not, I will bring you to the justice and you will be fined.”. Emuch has never been prepared for accepting such blame and he seemed uneasy. He explained: “I am just speaking English. It has nothing to do with noise. It is pure knowledge. It is knowledge you do not understand. Come on, are your Masters or Doctors? If you are, please go to the “speak English” area located in the Master and Doctor zone and learn more English before jumping out and challenge your master! If you are not, you can never understand what I have voiced and you are certainly not qualified to say no to me.”
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yeah  so fun

but i don't know the reason after read your article
3楼2010-03-30 17:10:01
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phyweiw(金币+2):do you agree with me? 2010-03-30 18:14
nono2009(金币-2):Sorry. The BB was not given properly. 2010-03-31 09:09
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Originally posted by 小猴nicky at 2010-03-30 17:54:39:

phyweiw(金币+5):warmly welcome! You are the most pop star in the BBS. 2010-03-30 18:00
phyweiw(金币+2):Still, so elegant palm, so slender fingers, so fair skin accompanied by so expensive mouse. 2010-03-30 18:07


就是这样
7楼2010-03-30 18:11:23
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THANKSfirst time to come here
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8楼2010-03-30 18:14:57
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phyweiw(金币+2):thanks buddie! 2010-03-30 18:17
nono2009(金币-2):Sorry. The BB was not given properly. 2010-03-31 09:09
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Originally posted by THIS-IS-IT at 2010-03-30 18:11:23:

phyweiw(金币+5):warmly welcome! You are the most pop star in the BBS. 2010-03-30 18:00
phyweiw(金币+2):Still, so elegant palm, so slender fingers, so fair skin accompanied b ...

yeah...i do...
就是这样
9楼2010-03-30 18:15:47
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