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Definition Of a Kiss(吻的定义)
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Professors of different subjects definie the same word in different ways: Prof.of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. Prof.of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof.of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lined. Prof.of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the hearts. Prof.of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof.of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. Prof.of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit becacuse it is profitable when returned. Prof.of Philosophy: A kiss is the persucution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. |
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