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00waterh

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[交流] I think you're a jerk

a man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
officer: you were speeding.
man: no, i wasn't.
officer: yes, you were. i'm giving you a ticket.
man: but i wasn't speeding.
officer: tell that to the judge! (the officer gives man the ticket.)
man: would i get another ticket if i called you a jerk?
officer: yes, you would.
man: what if i just thought that you were?
officer: i can't give you a ticket for what you think.
man: fine, i think you're a jerk!
I think you're a jerk
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