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li123cl

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[交流] A joke, just for laughing.....

Since there are no posts in "English Cafe" today, i decided to write a post, actually a joke for you guys, which i read in LI YANG crazy English many many many days ago, hah. And i believe that most of you had heard about it. If it is true, you just need to laugh in whisper.
   Here we goes:
   A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
  “How much did you give him?” asked the owner.
  “Five dollars.”
“Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
   hah, Guys, your work might be busy, but do not forget to laugh.
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chaisy_007

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首先谢谢楼主分享,但其中有很多语法错误。现建议如下:
1. there are no posts, 应为there is no posts.
2.here we goes 应为here we go
与其等待时机不如主动出击
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小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳,给个红包
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00waterh

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great
dog is lovely

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4楼2013-07-30 16:42:19
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特拉法罗

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quite humorous.
What a cute dog!
IF you cannot do what you like, just like what you do!
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shiichenn

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,A little dog,a big smile.
你的选择决定了你的生活,你选择的是快乐的,它也就是快乐的===
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great

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