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汕头大学海洋科学接受调剂
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zhongziqi

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[交流] 【讨论】给大家看一个英语笑话,不知道大家看懂了没有呵呵

TWO STORKS
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She is only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's mother's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he is bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork´s parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he has been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"

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zhongziqi(金币+1): 3Q 2011-04-14 15:18:55
哈哈!强烈推荐!
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小木虫(金币+0.5):给个红包,谢谢回帖交流
zhongziqi(金币+5): 给你一点钱小妹 2011-04-13 15:20:11
看的很累。。。最后还木有看明白。。。
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Originally posted by Mally89 at 2011-04-13 13:21:59:
看的很累。。。最后还木有看明白。。。

(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
白鹳在欧洲是非常有名的鸟,常常在屋顶或烟囱上筑巢,在传说中,白鹳会将婴儿送到家中,所以称之为送子鸟
现在明白什么意思了吧
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小木虫(金币+0.5):给个红包,谢谢回帖交流
zhongziqi(金币+1): 哈哈你懂的,要不你的专业怎么是MM呢 2011-04-13 15:34:00
哈哈,是挺有趣的,你早点把送子鹤的典故说出来就好了哈哈
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