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[交流] 【Funny】[Relationship Joke] From 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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eh~It's just a kind of metaphorical use.

I will come back to China in few days and maybe then I will be busier than now.
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The husband thinks she is fat so when she stands on it i will go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds because she is fat!
THIS IS THE REAL ONE I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE

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Originally posted by csutlh at 2010-08-19 08:30:47:
The husband thinks she is fat so when she stands on it i will go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds because she is fat!
THIS IS THE REAL ONE I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE

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you  are so clever
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Bob has been missing since Friday. BLACK Friday
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